2003-04-04 12:19 a.m.

Escaped Prisoner

funny forward from a friend

A prisoner escapes from prison where he has served

15 years. He stops at a

house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy

out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the

woman to the bed and gets on

top of her. He kisses her on the neck, then gets up,

and goes to the

bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is a

prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a

lot of time in prison,

and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he

kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy's dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering

in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy,

and asked if we kept any

Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love

you too....

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